How the nursery works

The Rules

Seven rules, one virtual baby, zero confusion. Read them once and you'll know exactly how the sleep meter, contributions, and sponsor leaderboard work.

Last updated — September 2026

0101 Rule one — contributions add virtual sleep time

0202 Rule two — the virtual meter always runs

0303 Rule three — zero means the crying animation starts

When the virtual timer reaches 00:00, the virtual baby wakes and the website switches to its crying animation. Visitors with sound enabled may hear the site's crying sound effect. The animation changes again when additional virtual sleep time is added.

0404 Rule four — the leaderboard ranks contributions

0505 Rule five — rank #1 gets the spotlight

0606 Rule six — keep it clean

0707 Rule seven — the baby is virtual

The baby is SVG. The payment is real. The sleep is a digital timestamp. The crying is a sound effect. The timer, reactions, rankings, and sponsor placements are entirely simulated software functionality.

Contributions do not affect any real baby, child, person, animal, physical service, or real-world outcome. Everything happens inside the virtual experience.